Title: 5 Things About Victoire Weasley-Delacour as told be Teddy Lupin
Character(s): Victoire. Teddy. Bill Weasley.
Pairing(s): Victoire/Teddy.
Rating: Pg Pg-13
Warning(s): Nah.
Word Count: ???
Author's Note(s): Hehe.


1. Victoire has always had one hell of a right hook.
Teddy has known this since when he was eight and pulled one of her blonde pigtails. He should've known things wouldn't have changed when he tried to kiss her two years later.

2. Victoire is the biggest daddy's girl...ever.
Teddy figured this out when he was in seventh year and Victoire in her fifth and they had broken up for the first time. The entire school tuned into Bill Weasley's rant about breaking his little girl's heart via howler.

3. Victoire swears worse than a sailor...even if it's in French.
Teddy swears it's a result of growing up around Uncle Ron. After stubbing her toe on her desk once, she was swearing the entire time he tried to help her with it, switching from French to English and then back. All the while, smacking him with the stack of papers in her hand.

4. Never wake 'the princess' anytime before nine on the weekends.
Three pillows, one slipper, a portable alarm clock, a glasses case, and two books later, Teddy had learned that trying to wake the blonde during vacation was a horrible idea.

5. Victoire is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
Teddy was positive that his world has fallen apart when his Gran died, but then Victoire showed up on his door step, drenched from head to toe with a bottle of his favorite wine in her hand and food from her mum. That night she had told him that she loved him. He still isn't sure if that was the best or worst day of his life. Three years later when Andromeda Dora Lupin is born, he's positive that's the best day of his life.